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A Female Job

A Female Job

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As the scene opens, a young girl is talking on her cell phone and seems very agitated.
GIRL
What??!!  You’re what??  (Pause)  (Sarcastic) Oh fine!  That is just fine!  (Pause) So, this is it, then!  You no longer want to be my friend??   Evie...you are a royal creep!  Did you know that?  I should have seen it before.  You know, they all warned me about you.  But I was so taken in by your charm!  Ha!  What a dope I was!  You betrayed me! (Pause) Oh...don’t try to make yourself look good now...it’s too late!  I’m SO over you!  Some friend! (Pause) I had a doctor’s appointment you jerk!  I told you that I had to do that and you weren’t even listening to me!  I don’t think you really care what happens to me.  What did you think?  That I was making that up?  Did you think I was lying to you??  That’s your style...not mine!  You’re all into those other guys now...so that’s fine.  Well, I should talk to them and warn them about you.  In fact, I should just tell the whole world what kind of a person you are, and then you’ll never have another friend ever!  (Pause) Don’t even start on that stuff!  (Pause)  I talk too much?!  I thought you were my best friend!  Who else am I supposed to talk to?  (Pause)  My parents are having major marriage problems and I’m afraid that they’re going to get a divorce.  It’s weighing on me and you’re my friend...so why wouldn’t I want to talk about it with you??  I’m so sorry if I was boring you with all my problems!  I guess I thought you cared or something!  Boy, was I wrong! 

Hey...I’ve got another call... (looks at her phone) it’s my doctor, so I have to take this.  This is something important ...not like talking to you!  (Pushes button on phone and then takes a breather as she is clearly upset and then takes the call)  Hello?  (Pause) Yes...this is her. (Pause) Yeah, hi.  (Pause)  Do I have to come down there?  Can’t you just tell me over the phone?  (Pause)  Well, my parents are both working, so they can’t come right now.  Can’t you just give me the results over the phone?  I will tell them....